Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...
* Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
* Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
* What do chickens think we taste like?
* What do people in China call their good plates?
* What do you call a male ladybug?
* What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
* What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
* Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
* If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
* If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
* Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
* Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
* What do chickens think we taste like?
* What do people in China call their good plates?
* What do you call a male ladybug?
* What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
* What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
* Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
* If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
* If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
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