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• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....
• A Talking Horse A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".
  The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks "Were you talking to me"?...
• Once, a traveling salesman was driving along an old country dirt road, miles from civilization.
  Things would have been fine, but needed to take a shit, real bad....
• This city-slicker goes out to the country and visits a county fair.
  While he's there, he decides to buy a small pig....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Joe's Accident... Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....