Just Got A Driving Permit...
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was
a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to
him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible
a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it" A month later
the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use
of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get
your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that. I've read in the bible that Samson had long
hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long
hair." His father replied, "Yes son, and if you read on further you'll find
out that they walked everywhere they went!"
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was
a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to
him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible
a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it" A month later
the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use
of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get
your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that. I've read in the bible that Samson had long
hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long
hair." His father replied, "Yes son, and if you read on further you'll find
out that they walked everywhere they went!"
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