Two Good Old Boys Gone Fishing...
There were two guys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to try
some ice fishing.
They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off for up there. The
lakes were frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to a lake at a
little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to
need an ice pick."
So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was
back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He
sold him the picks, and the the guy left.
In about an hour, he was back. "We're going to need all the ice picks you've
got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are
you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water
yet."
There were two guys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to try
some ice fishing.
They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off for up there. The
lakes were frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to a lake at a
little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to
need an ice pick."
So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was
back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He
sold him the picks, and the the guy left.
In about an hour, he was back. "We're going to need all the ice picks you've
got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are
you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water
yet."
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