The Devil Made Me Do It.
Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of
light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large "BOOM".
When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw a red figure
complete with horns, pitchfork and tail.
Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors, trampling each
other in their rush to get away. Satan watched the retreat with great glee,
but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still lounging
comfortably in his pew.
"Do you not know who I am?", Satan thundered.
The man's reply was nonchalant, "Sure I do."
Satan was puzzled. "Do you not fear me?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
The man snorted, "What for? I've been married to your sister for 35 years!"
Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of
light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large "BOOM".
When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw a red figure
complete with horns, pitchfork and tail.
Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors, trampling each
other in their rush to get away. Satan watched the retreat with great glee,
but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still lounging
comfortably in his pew.
"Do you not know who I am?", Satan thundered.
The man's reply was nonchalant, "Sure I do."
Satan was puzzled. "Do you not fear me?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
The man snorted, "What for? I've been married to your sister for 35 years!"
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