Logic...
Billy Bob and Billy Joe, two rednecks from Arkansas, decided that they
weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get
ahead. Billy Bob went to see Professor Homer, who told him to take math,
history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Billy Bob.
Professor Homer answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
weedeater"?
"I sure do!" answered Billy Bob.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the
professor.
"That's real good!" Billy Bob responded in awe.
Professor Homer continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, Billy Bob shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Yes! She's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Billy Bob was now obviously
catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said Professor Homer.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascination' thing I ever
heard tell of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class of yours."
Billy Bob, proud of the new world opening up to him walked back into the
hallway, where his friend,
Billy Joe, was still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin"? asked Billy
Joe.
"Math, history, and logic," replied Billy Bob.
"What in tarnation is logic"? asked Billy Joe.
"Let me give you an example," smiled Billy Bob. "Do ya' own a weedeater"?
"No," replied Billy Joe.
"You're queer, ain't ya'?"
Billy Bob and Billy Joe, two rednecks from Arkansas, decided that they
weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get
ahead. Billy Bob went to see Professor Homer, who told him to take math,
history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Billy Bob.
Professor Homer answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
weedeater"?
"I sure do!" answered Billy Bob.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the
professor.
"That's real good!" Billy Bob responded in awe.
Professor Homer continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, Billy Bob shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Yes! She's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Billy Bob was now obviously
catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said Professor Homer.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascination' thing I ever
heard tell of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class of yours."
Billy Bob, proud of the new world opening up to him walked back into the
hallway, where his friend,
Billy Joe, was still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin"? asked Billy
Joe.
"Math, history, and logic," replied Billy Bob.
"What in tarnation is logic"? asked Billy Joe.
"Let me give you an example," smiled Billy Bob. "Do ya' own a weedeater"?
"No," replied Billy Joe.
"You're queer, ain't ya'?"
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