Things Not To Say To A Cop
** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
** Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
** Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
** Are You Andy or Barney?
** I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
** You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
** I pay your salary!
** Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
** Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
** I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars
around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
** When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
** Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
** Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
** Are You Andy or Barney?
** I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
** You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
** I pay your salary!
** Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
** Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
** I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars
around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
** When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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