Anagrams An Anagram, As You All Know, Is A Word Or Phrase Made By Transposing Or Rearranging The Letters Of Another Word Or Phrase.

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Anagrams
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are
exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to
waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
Dormitory ---------- Dirty Room
Evangelist ---------- Evil's Agent
Desperation ---------- A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code ---------- Here Come Dots
Slot Machines ---------- Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity ---------- Is No Amity
Mother-in-law ---------- Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms ---------- Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness ---------- Genuine Class
Semolina ---------- Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries ---------- Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point ---------- I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes ---------- That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two ---------- Twelve plus one
Contradiction ---------- Accord not in it
This one's truly amazing:
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to
suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."
And the Anagram:
"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet,
queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."
And for the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil
Armstrong
The Anagram:
"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to
Mars!"

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