6 O'Clock News
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The
redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is
threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that
bet," the blonde replied.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had,
indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for
having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she
does not need to pay the $50.
"No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."
The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I
saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."
That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think
he'd do it again."
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The
redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is
threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that
bet," the blonde replied.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had,
indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for
having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she
does not need to pay the $50.
"No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."
The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I
saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."
That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think
he'd do it again."
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