The Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by
an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she
commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill
in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's
purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by
an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she
commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill
in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's
purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
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