The Nativity Scene
A 7-year old child was drawing a picture of the Nativity. The picture was
very good, including Mary, Joseph and, of course, baby Jesus.
However, there was a fat man standing in the corner of the stable, that just
did not seem to fit in. When the child was asked about it, she replied, "Oh,
That's Round John Virgin."
A 7-year old child was drawing a picture of the Nativity. The picture was
very good, including Mary, Joseph and, of course, baby Jesus.
However, there was a fat man standing in the corner of the stable, that just
did not seem to fit in. When the child was asked about it, she replied, "Oh,
That's Round John Virgin."
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