The Ride of Her Life.... A blonde decides to try horseback riding,

The Ride of Her Life....
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
seem to get a frim grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when......
The Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut off the horse!