The Horse Ride Monday, I Had A Near Death Experience That Has Changed Me Forever.

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The horse ride

Monday, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went
horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts
bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was
thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets
caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.
My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow
down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness the Walmart
manager came and unplugged it.

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