Top Ten reasons that trick or treating is better than sex:
1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
2. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
4. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
5. It's okay when the person you are with fantasizes that you are someone
else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now you will still enjoy it.
7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
9. Less guilt the morning after.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood.
1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
2. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
4. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
5. It's okay when the person you are with fantasizes that you are someone
else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now you will still enjoy it.
7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
9. Less guilt the morning after.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood.
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