Yrneh Etac VII --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) Alas, It Was Decided That The Cate AI Project Was Too Advanced For The Current USENET Community.

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Yrneh Etac VII
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Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the
current USENET community. To protect the Xerox(*) Corporation from the
deluge of bounced mail, the Etac IA Project has taken over. We truly
regret the inconvenience the Project may have caused, but such is the
road to progress.

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Date: Sun, 4 Nov 90 13:47:54 EST
From: etac0@nowhere (Yrneh Etac Illegal instruction (core dumped))
Subject: Funky stuff - part 124


Two [IYFEG] are watching a movie on their TV. One of them says to the
other :
"I bet ten bucks that the bandit will see the hero and avoid being shot !
-OK !", answers the other.
Then the bandit is shot to death by the hero...
The first [IYFEG] gives the money to his friend and mumbles :
"I don't understand... I have already seen that movie before !
-So why did you bet on the bandit rather on the hero ?!?!
-I thought this idiot could have learned from the first time !!!"

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