On an airplane (probably in the first class) a man says to the
stewardess 'I'll give you $5000 if I can bite your breast'. The
stewardess is scared and goes to the captain and tells him about this.
But the captain says '$5000? Why not? Go for it!'. So she sits on the
man's lap and he starts undressing her, touching her, fundling her,
kissing her ... (you name it). After ten minutes (or so) the stewardess
becomes impatient and says 'Would you please bite my breast now?'
But the man says 'Oh no, that's too expensive'.
stewardess 'I'll give you $5000 if I can bite your breast'. The
stewardess is scared and goes to the captain and tells him about this.
But the captain says '$5000? Why not? Go for it!'. So she sits on the
man's lap and he starts undressing her, touching her, fundling her,
kissing her ... (you name it). After ten minutes (or so) the stewardess
becomes impatient and says 'Would you please bite my breast now?'
But the man says 'Oh no, that's too expensive'.
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