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• ed Looks like this was collected from the various discussions of this in comp.
  misc a long while ago.} Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer --------------------------------------------- When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer --------------------------------------------- When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M
  3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures....
• Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Two Four men rode in a ca
  a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer....
• This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
  The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware engineer thought they could work around it, and the software engineer said 'maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away'....
• A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
  hey screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks....
• Q:" How many Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" That depends on how many defective bulbs they brought....
• A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together.
  Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, ahd the car rolls to a stop....