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• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
  Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....
• When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
  Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony....
• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
  ---- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean....