(IEGOYC = Insert Ethnic Group Of Your Choice)
IEGOYC 1: We've decided to keep pigs.
IEGOYC 2: Where you going to keep them?
IEGOYC 1: Oh, in the house seems the best place.
IEGOYC 2: In the house?! What about all the shit?
IEGOYC 1: Oh, the pigs'll soon get used to that.
IEGOYC 1: We've decided to keep pigs.
IEGOYC 2: Where you going to keep them?
IEGOYC 1: Oh, in the house seems the best place.
IEGOYC 2: In the house?! What about all the shit?
IEGOYC 1: Oh, the pigs'll soon get used to that.
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