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• In the afore-quoted book, such a trick is suggested as a way of getting even with your bank.
  Rent a safety-deposit box and fill it with fish. I don't know how you can prevent them tracing it to you, though....
• Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers.
  The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder....
• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
• Gifts For The Teacher On a special teacher's day. a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
  The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is....
• Massachusetts Driving Rules: ** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
  You lose face if you hit any of the orange construction barrels....
• Next time I will try English.
• In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets, you know.
  Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about the bed being made....
• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.
  The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution....