H A P P I N E S S C H A I N
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This chain is intended for tired, overwhelmed and exhausted husbands.
There is no need to send money. Mail five copies of this to five
friends of yours you have absolute confidence on.
Next, make a parcel with your wife in it and send it to the first one on
the list, placing your very name after the last place. You will be sent
15.625 women. Some of them could be interesting or, at least, different
>from your own. Do not cut this chain. A husband did, and he got his wife
back. A friend of mine has already got 18 women.
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This chain is intended for tired, overwhelmed and exhausted husbands.
There is no need to send money. Mail five copies of this to five
friends of yours you have absolute confidence on.
Next, make a parcel with your wife in it and send it to the first one on
the list, placing your very name after the last place. You will be sent
15.625 women. Some of them could be interesting or, at least, different
>from your own. Do not cut this chain. A husband did, and he got his wife
back. A friend of mine has already got 18 women.
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