Mrs Smith woke up one night, choking and discovered
that her husband, who was drunk as a skunk, was filling
her mouth with pain-killers. When she cought her breath
again, she screamed "What in HELL do you think you are
doing ?"."Don't you have headache ?" said Mr Smith.
"No, your fool of course not".
"That's great let's f**k".
that her husband, who was drunk as a skunk, was filling
her mouth with pain-killers. When she cought her breath
again, she screamed "What in HELL do you think you are
doing ?"."Don't you have headache ?" said Mr Smith.
"No, your fool of course not".
"That's great let's f**k".
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