It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill.

It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill. Down
at the bottom are Peter, Mary, and the rest of his gang.

Suddenly Jesus moans: "Peter, Peter...".

Peter runs up to the top of the hill (pant, pant) saying, "Yes Lord, what is
it Lord?".
Just as he reaches the top, a roman soldier lashes out and chops his right
arm off, then kicks him all the way back to the bottom.

After several minutes, Jesus moans again: "Peter... Peter...".

Peter quickly runs up the hill, saying "Yes Lord, what's the matter Lord?",

"Peter... Peter... I can see your house from here... "

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