Q: What's the oldest airline company?
A: FINNAIR: when Jesus went to heaven, He didn't ascend on a cloud,
He just vanished in FINNAIR.
A: FINNAIR: when Jesus went to heaven, He didn't ascend on a cloud,
He just vanished in FINNAIR.
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A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
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As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat... - A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
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Bush's oil company laded quote is from a paper called the
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A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter:
"What, on Earth, does he mean by that?" Peter replied...
