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  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
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• One day a kid came home and yelled, "Ma, Ma, I had sex for the first time today!
  The mother was outraged and sent the kid upstairs to his room....
• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....
• A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
  His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
• 3 boys, 1 black and 2 whites and all 3rd-graders, are playing after school.
  As 3rd-graders tend to do, inevitably they start discussing who has the biggest one (if you know what I mean....