A kid comes home from school and walks up to his mother . . .
"Mom! I found out that I have the largest pecker in the third grade!"
"That's great son." says his mother.
"Is it because I am black?" says the kid?
"No, it is probably because you are 18 years old." says his mother.
"Mom! I found out that I have the largest pecker in the third grade!"
"That's great son." says his mother.
"Is it because I am black?" says the kid?
"No, it is probably because you are 18 years old." says his mother.
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