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• This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
  Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision....
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• Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....)
• Crime, like virtue, has its degrees.
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• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
• The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again...
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