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  Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
  He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, "Good morning, sun!...
• A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
  Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance....
• How many Platonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They don't change bulbs. They have nice fires in their caves and if they need light they go out and look at the sun....
• Anyway, Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden anymore.
  Time to put him in a retirement home. So they take him out to Sunny Hills Retirement Community and install him in his now home....