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• A fellow walks into the pharmacy and ask to purchase some condoms.
  "What size package would you like?" "Oh, I get to choose?...
• Unknown What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack.
• Q: What does an Irish seven-course meal consists of? A: A six pack and a potato.
• KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY Skiing. I could think of no good reason to go back up there.
  I didn’t have to deplete last week’s discretionary funds or risk humiliation, broken limbs and frostbite to pay the mortgage, re-stock the refrigerator or tune-up the truck....
• Fishing For A Week A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up.
  I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime....
• What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds? An elephant six-pack.
• Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack
• There was a computer operator at a certain college (I don't know where), who had been fired for something (I don't know what).
  He acquired one of the ten platter disk packs that the university was using on its mainframe computer system, and took it home....