And there there were these three nuns, who died and went to heaven,

And there there were these three nuns, who died and went to
heaven, like true nuns do. Being in heaven, they are rewarded
by the High one, for the fulfilling of their holy duties.
Their reward is being someone they choose, for three weeks.
The first nun Chooses to be Marilyn Monroe, for, as the nun
explains, Marilyn was considered the Goddess of love.
Likewise, the second nun chooses to be Jayne Mansfield, because
she was someone who shamelessly enjoyed everything in life.
After listening to the first two nuns, the third considered, and
said: "I want to be Sahara Pipelines, because a few weeks before
I died, I read in some magazine: `Sahara pipelines laid by 3000
Men'!"