Related:

• Rebel Without A Clue...
• Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids.
• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
• What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince
• What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasoreass.
• Relayed by: Walid Why did the chicken cross the road?
  ...to get to the National Guard. (And, from Jay Leno) "I was just back in the newsroom there - saw Pat Robertson and Dan Quayle swapping war stories....
• The top 10 good things about being in Iraq right now, from "Late Night With David Letterma
  ---------------------------------------------------- 10....
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
• What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a pig?
  Nothing there are just some things a pig won't do....