Saddam Hussein is looking at a map of the Middle East. Two generals
arrive.
"Good news from the front!" says general one.
"Incredible news about Israel!" says the other.
Incredibly happy, near overcome Hussein asks, "WELL!?"
General one replies, "Our accuracy has improved with the Scud missiles!
For every Scud we send, we destroy one of those Patriot things!
arrive.
"Good news from the front!" says general one.
"Incredible news about Israel!" says the other.
Incredibly happy, near overcome Hussein asks, "WELL!?"
General one replies, "Our accuracy has improved with the Scud missiles!
For every Scud we send, we destroy one of those Patriot things!
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