Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"
Related:
- TOP TEN OTHER REASONS TO BOYCOTT CLASSES
10. Your classes just plain suck
9.
Unofficial holiday (Friday the 13th) 8. It was... - Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988... - Four friends have been doing really well in their calculus class:
they have been getting top grades for their homework... - 6]100 reasons why it's great
to be a... - If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.
If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers... - b.g. music is frantic, violin oriented]
"hello.
you have reached xxx-xxxx. we are currently unable... - Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie:
10> Far to thin to cost that much
9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls
8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons
on her chest!
7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows... - A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and asks:
"Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well... - TOP TEN REASONS FOR WHY Q AND AMANDA LOOKED SO LARGE RELATIVE TO THE
ENTERPRISE:
10. The Walt Disney reason: It's a small ship after...
From the same category:
- Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam.
Be as vulgar as possible... - Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice... - Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly,
say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on... - Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things,
move to another seat, continue with the exam... - Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam,
you should start crying for mommy)...
