Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
Related:
- If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer... - Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it,
loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY... - Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.
Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive... - If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000... - As soon as the instructor hands you the exam,
eat it... - The Chauffeur
A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down
the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the
patient.
He was praised by his peers when he presented it at... - The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching
Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors
LATE HOMEWORK When a student turns in his/her project two weeks late and
asks for full credit,
accept the late work and tell them that it will be... - Two math professors were in a bar:
PROF1: You know,
every year, the students in my Calculus 100... - Four friends have been doing really well in their calculus class:
they have been getting top grades for their homework...
From the same category:
- Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams,
etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the... - Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do... - Bring a water pistol with you.
(nuff... - Bring pets
... - When you walk in, complain about the heat.
Strip...
