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• Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
• Well waddaya know. Learn sumfin new evry day!
• PAWNCH - A chess player's stomach.
• Why didn't the new Pope want to accept the position? It meant moving into an Italian neighborhood.
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• Keeping Busy... A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.
  A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter....
• Did you hear about the new radio station here in town?
  It's called WPMS, and has only women D.J.'s. They play the blues for about three weeks, then play a week of rag-time....