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  * If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? * Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?...
• Why? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
  Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?...
• Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder... Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
  Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?...
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
• A Few Punny Ones: If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
  I took my son to TGIFriday's for his twenty-first birthday....
• I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment; bu
• One day when Ernie was about six, before he learned about being dirty, he was pestering his mom while she tried to do the housework.
  She said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch them building the new apartments?...
• In view of recent admonitions against jokes maligning any class of people, I thought I'd put together some examples of humor that are approved within the Tandem Values.
  Note how these jokes arise from existing ones that are not permitted, showing that humor can be found anywhere....