Ways to Annoy Others
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV
and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark,
17 inch paper,99 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions "to keep them tuned up".
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
"astronaut training".
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV
and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark,
17 inch paper,99 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions "to keep them tuned up".
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
"astronaut training".
Related:
- 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - 100 reasons it's great to be a guy:
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You... - 50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding
them at strategic locations
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of... - Top 30 Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy when You're at Home
1
Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can... - HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
** At lunchtime
sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a... - 81 Rules and Instructions on Being A Man
1. Don't call
EVER. 2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her.... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if
At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will... - E-mail Junkie
You know you're an E-mail Junkie if
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom...
