The Importance of Selecting the Proper Weapon
The following account was reported on the television news and in the
Dallas newspapers. I don't remember the exact date, but it must have
been about 20 years ago:
A criminal in Dallas attempted to hold up a drive-in bank teller ...
with a knife.
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The following account was reported on the television news and in the
Dallas newspapers. I don't remember the exact date, but it must have
been about 20 years ago:
A criminal in Dallas attempted to hold up a drive-in bank teller ...
with a knife.
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