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• The Fisherman One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.
  He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish....
• Never trust a smiling dog
• I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
• Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
• To help telecom-sters clarify just how humorous their postings are intended to be, here is a collection of the many faces of humor, emoticon-style.
  emoticon: n. a figure created with the symbols on a keyboard that is read with the head tilted to the left....
• Who Says The Irish Drink Too Much? Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
  After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland....
• You Know What? This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
  One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer....
• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....