Common Verbal Abuse A man is driving with his wife,

Common Verbal Abuse

A man is driving with his wife, and runs a yellow light. A cop pulls
him over and says "I'm going to give you a ticket for running the
light." The man protests, saying, "The light was still green - it had
JUST turned yellow as I crossed the stop line." His wife says loudly,
"That's not true! The light was almost red and you stomped on it to
make it through." The man hisses at his wife, "Shut up, you moron!"

The cop says, "Well, you were also going 65 in a 40 mph zone". The man
replies that he was only going 40 mph, but his wife adds, "That's not
true, you were doing at least 70!", so the man says to her "Shut up,
you moron!".

The cop also notices that the man is not wearing a seat belt, and
says that he will get a ticket for that also. The man tells the cop
that he unbuckled his seat belt to get out his wallet, after being
stopped. His wife butts in "You liar, you never wear a seat belt",
and the man says "Shut up, you moron!".

Now the cop goes to the other side of the car and asks the woman if
her husband always talk to her like that.

The woman answers, "Oh no, only when he's drunk".