Cigarette Warnings Tobacco Executives Would Like To See Proposed New Warnings For U.

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Cigarette Warnings Tobacco Executives Would Like to See

Proposed new warnings for U.S. cigarette packs:

* Medical studies have proven you can still live with only one lung.

* Most forms of cancer are treatable at least for a while.

* This is only one of hundreds of products that are slowly killing
you.

* Smoking does not affect the fetuses of women who aren't pregnant.

* Refusing to inhale drastically reduces risk of lung cancer.

* Go ahead and drive or operate heavy machinery. It's perfectly
fine.

* Secondhand smoke only affects those who might breath it.

* Cigarettes don't kill, matches do.

* Nicotine is not addictive because you know you could quit if you
really wanted to.

* There have been no medical tests to conclusively prove smoking is
a teeth-staining, smelly, pukey habit. And we're not all that ready
to concede the tumor-causing part either.


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