THE LAST WISH
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day,
were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The
priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been
given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the
participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly
asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music.
Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and
asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day,
were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The
priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been
given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the
participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly
asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music.
Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and
asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
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