1. Rules? I don't need no stinkin' rules!
2. Rules, by their very nature must be constant and demo-
cratically created or they serve no appropriate function.
3. Rules which are whimsical and self-serving are a desperate
attempt to intimidate and dominate the unduly oppressed
members of our society.
4. Any attempt by the female to inflict self-indulgent rules
upon the male should be countered by a discussion of
deficit family spending on (male) nonessential items.
5. Rules which interfere with the viewing of sporting events
or limit the access to one's computer are null and void.
6. If PMS is detected, immediate evacuation is recommended.
7. If disaster appears emanate, pretend to follow the rules,
until an avenue of escape becomes available.
