The Rules... ** The female always make the rules. ** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

The Rules...
** The female always make the rules.
** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
** No male can possibly know all the rules.
** If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately
change some or all of the rules.
** The female is never wrong.
** If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
** The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
** The female may change her mind at any time.
** The male must never change his mind without the express written concent
of the female.
** The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
** The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be
angry and/or upset.
** The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not
she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
** The male is expected to mind read at all times.
** The female is ready when she is ready.
** The male must be ready at all times.
** Any male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks
backbone, and is a wimp.