THE COMB
The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department
store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting
the comb through all sorts of torture & stress..
Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd; he bent the comb
completely in half...& it snapped w/ a loud crack.
Without missing a beat ; he bravely held up both halves of the unbreakable
comb for everyone to see & said;
"And this, ladies & gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on
the inside.....
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The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department
store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting
the comb through all sorts of torture & stress..
Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd; he bent the comb
completely in half...& it snapped w/ a loud crack.
Without missing a beat ; he bravely held up both halves of the unbreakable
comb for everyone to see & said;
"And this, ladies & gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on
the inside.....
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The Funny Pages, or send a blank message to
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