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A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "Does anyone know
Jesus' Mother's name?"
Susie raised her hand and said, "It was Mary." The teacher
said, "Very good Susie. Do you know Jesus' Father's name?"
Little Johnny said, "Yes, it was Virg." the teacher asked how he
came up with her answer. He said, "You know, Verg 'n Mary....."
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "Does anyone know
Jesus' Mother's name?"
Susie raised her hand and said, "It was Mary." The teacher
said, "Very good Susie. Do you know Jesus' Father's name?"
Little Johnny said, "Yes, it was Virg." the teacher asked how he
came up with her answer. He said, "You know, Verg 'n Mary....."
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