There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a
winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman........Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such
thing as a perfect man.
A Male Response to the above....
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was an accident.