Mississippi
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage
in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first, Denna I come. Two asses, they come together, I come
again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come once-a-more.
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady very indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa
to spell Mississippi."
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage
in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first, Denna I come. Two asses, they come together, I come
again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come once-a-more.
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady very indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa
to spell Mississippi."
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