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Least Known Aesop Fables

15> The Slow and Steady, Hardworking Woodland Creature Who is
Nevertheless Killed and Made Into a Coat

14> The Little Armies Who Tried Harder (Even if it lasts seven
games, no one cares -- unless it's the two best teams.)

13> The Donkey, The Elephant, and the Campaign Finance
Investigation Committee (It is far better to accuse than to
admit.)

12> The Two Crabs. No, Three. No, Six -- Damn, Hand Me The
Cream Again.

11> The Man Who Cried, "Real Killer!"

10> Grasshopper, the Patient Kung-Fu Student Who One Day Snaps and
Kicks His Master's Butt for Giving Him Such a Lousy Hair-Cut

9> The Grasshopper Who Kicked the Ant's Ass and Took All His Stuff

8> The Lost Poodle and The Frightfully Deep Cleavage

7> The Tortoise and the Hari Krishna (Sometimes the race goes to
the most aerodynamic.)

6> The Lion's Tail (Stick to removing thorns from paws and leave
hemorrhoids to the professionals.)

5> The Rug, The Lingerie, The Bites, And The Downward Career
Spiral

4> The Dork, The DOS, and the Cow of Cash

3> The Bad Actress and the Melons of Gold

2> The King's Daughter and the Singing Chameleon


and the Number 1 Least Known Aesop Fable...


1> The Dog Who Sees His Reflection in the Lake and Subsequently
Drowns Trying to Sniff His Own Butt



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