Comprehending Engineers -- Take Six
Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
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Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
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A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
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