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• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
  2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....
• Tech Help "Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
  "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....
• The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired...
• This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
• You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... ** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
  ** When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point....
• How to Please Your I.T. Department ** When you call us to have your computer moved
  be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art....
• Tech Support: Not just a job, an adventure!
• True story from a Novell NetWare SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?
  Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Calle...